bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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