I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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