We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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