I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I have fence marks all over my body
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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