Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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