dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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