that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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