Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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