I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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