But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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