Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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