We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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