And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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