after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
then he tried to convert me to islam
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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