Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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