so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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