Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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