??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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