I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
COCAINE IS GR8
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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