are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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