so that wasnt chicken after all
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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