I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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