NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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