a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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