you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Life is so much better after having sex.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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