Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
COCAINE IS GR8
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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