Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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