I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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