thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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