The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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