I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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