A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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