she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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