i already hear my dad disowning me
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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