You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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