You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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