have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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