I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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