Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
So vagazzling was a success
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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