google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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