i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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