There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I FOUND THE LEGS
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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