You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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