What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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