I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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