i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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