I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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