I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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