Whod you bang
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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