Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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